GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.